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[–] MeDuViNoX 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least 14 hours of 4chan per day.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How can you have a healthy life without dosing yourself heavily with misanthropy, a misplaced sense of elitism and cultural references which alienate you from people in real life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe its annon's job?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I would love to try to do a 100% healthy lifestyle, but then I would have no free time for hobbies and socializing.

There's too little fucking time to do everything and yet I have it a lot more than average people.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Hobbies and socializing are a huge part of a 100% healthy lifestyle

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Doesn't have to be 100% and definitely doesn't have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Right and presumably you need to be a trust fund kid and never actually have to go to work?

Well so what's new porn got to do with literally anything?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Be independently wealthy so you can don't have a job that gets in the way

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget interaction with people and hugs and stuff

[–] r128 5 points 2 months ago

anon has not seen another soul in years

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

big missing aspect is boredom, free time. We need awake downtime to process and think, it is a major thing missing and why so many feel burnt out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Sorry anon reading is a night activity you are killing your gains by doing heavy reading in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now try getting a girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon wants to cut toxic shit out of his life.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oh please, don't pretend the gays have it any easier.

[–] taladar 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They seem to have an easier time not making generalized jokes on how having a partner is toxic, painful, a loss of freedom,...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You obviously hang out with very different gays than me in that case because exaggerated (mostly) playful whining about the other half seems to stretch across sexualities, cultures and time even.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

With that 'stache he turned into Friedreich Engles lmao

[–] peteypete420 8 points 2 months ago

Water milk and coffee for breakfast? That sounds awful. And I like coffee.

[–] Mouselemming 6 points 2 months ago

Green leafy vegetables

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Meditation, journaling, goal setting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sun exposure is impossible, i live in sweden

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

What, the summer was fantastic!

A shame it rained that day though 🥲

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Just get off 4chan