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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I believe I was in sixth grade when that album came out.

First of all, it used a whole lot of synthesizers, which were pretty new technology at the time, and I felt like I was living in the future when I heard it.

As to the album cover, it somehow didn't register with my that it was a baby smoking.

Rather, it made me think of teenagers smoking in the high school bathroom.

Motley Crue's Smokin in the Boys Room came out a year later, so I don't think that influenced my mental image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, synthesizers were not new in 1984. Also that was a cover song Motley Crue did. Originally released Brownsville Station in early 70s.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They existed and were more of a new wave instrument at the time, but not heavily used in rock like that.

I was unaware of Brownsville Station when I was eleven.

Sorry to have failed your class professor.

We couldn't all be Jack Black in high fidelity at that age.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Synths were used so much in 70s rock (Moog) that it wasn't uncommon for albums to have a 'no synthesizers' disclaimer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And the synthesizers in the eighties were nothing like moogs

Irrelevant I guess. I was casually reliving a memory from when I was a child, but there's always got to be a pedant to further solidify my general withdrawal from society because I'm clearly not satisfactorily intelligent enough for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

When I was 15, my girlfriend's mother was appalled that I had no idea who Motley Crue was, but I knew all the other bands she mentioned.

I look back now and imagine it's like meeting a teenager who knows Green Day and Oasis, but has never heard of Blink 182.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Had to make sure this was here. Good work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't get the reference but it sure made me laugh anyway

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This fetus is bogarting. Not cool.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the anti-smoking campaign using animals. They did look cooler.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Yes. Especially the monkey. It looked so cool I use that one as an avatar in some games.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Cancer speedrun any%

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] peteypete420 4 points 3 months ago

Who's goddammed white baby is that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I wonder what he’s doing now. Probably in a ditch smoking meth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

We have these pictures with warnings printed on the packs. Some are disgusting shit like rotten teeth and lung operations, but there is one of a child that inspects a cigarette. Every time I see that one, I have to think how that kid looks like a little version of Putin, but maybe I'm just crazy.

This one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

see it, cannot unsee it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I really wish it wasn't unhealthy. It looks so cool in old videos. And also the esthetics of a lit sigarette in an ash tray producing a line of smoke rising to the ceiling.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure Don Draper made this ad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is it just me, or does she look GINORMOUS compared to that child? He looks at least 3, but is the relative size of my 5 month old?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Maybe he's a newborn but the smoking has aged him horribly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I see that too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It may be child actor laws so they had to take a 2 or 3 year old and make them look as young as possible.

Most babies in film are twins because they tend to be born earlier and thus look younger when they can first legally appear in a commercial film.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't miss smoking, because it was so costly and I felt and smelled terrible. But I do miss the effortless social interactions it led to all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is the one thing I always felt that I missed out on by never being a smoker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

nothing that drinking can't fix

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm generally against "sin taxes" but I have to admit that the $2 bump per pack after I quit smoking made it easier to not look back. It's now about $5 more (I think, I haven't actually looked for a while.)

After 18 years of smoking, I am glad I quit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Me too, however I miss it less frequently as time passes.

Still hits you when you least expect it, though, it's a deep seated addiction.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I quit and it never appeals to me anymore. Unfortunately, that's because I switched to vaping and it worked way too well, which was the entire point (on their part). Quitting vaping will be a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
> cool

According to a 12 year old wanting to be seen as an adult...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This reads like a quote from Disco Elysium.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago