If I go there will be trouble.
If I stay it will be double.
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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It's the white man in Hammersmith Palais
Thank God for the emoji. I wasn't sure how to react to this image
Am I supposed to cry screaming?
Pee a little, let it dry, pee a little, let it dry...
Just roll over lift the bllanket a little, and pee into the kiddie pool you keep next to your bed for late night peeing, and early morning foot baths, don't people know it prevents athletes foot?
Horrible day to have eyes
Listen, we can't all have the bladder control of a perfectly sculpted Greek God - ok?
Why not both? "But how?!", I hear you say. With a magical device known as a catheter, of course! Simply insert the receiving tube into your urethra and then go to sleep knowing you won't wake up in a puddle of your own leavings.
I also prefer sounding before bed!
We all know we fight it for quite some time before eventually relenting, then wonder why we didn't relent hours earlier.
Hours?? It is just minutes of thinking for me
All those things sleep experts tell you to do in order to fall asleep faster and sleep more soundly? Pee should be ~~at the top~~ in the middle of the list, right before the part where you get ensconced under the covers.
Edit: if you get up for a crying baby, pee again before you go. It might go back to sleep, but mostly, once you pick it up you'll not get another chance to pee, maybe for hours.
The question is not whether to do one or the other, but rather the sequence of tasks.
lol this only gets worse. just wait until you're over 40
That’s me at 4 am trying to fight the urge and go back to sleep, knowing full well my body woke me up cause I had to pee.
Counterpoint: sleep and pee. You think you are better than mice? Pssh.
I think I'll just piss myself and never get out of bed again.
😂
Thats me everytime I forgot to unload my washing machine.
Get older, get comfortable, falling asleep and remember you forgot to pee.
Wake up now and go pee?
Or
Fall asleep knowing you'll wake up at 3 am having to pee really bad?
My asshole body: yeah I know you peed before bed but it's 2 hours before you need to be awake so you need to pee now. Oh the time you went to bed changed and the time you need to be up changed? Doesn't matter, 2 hours before you need to be up I'll wake you up to pee. Good luck getting back to sleep!
...you become 12?