this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I swear to god if this starts another fuckin bean trend I'm doing some mod abuse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Down, down, down by the river?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where can I purchase this masterpiece?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Holy crap, you delivered! Thanks for being awesome!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No worries! I actually ended up buying one myself after finding it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

damn a fancypants over here....

[–] deranger 3 points 4 months ago

I was looking at these last night too. Best I could find for “van of beans” or “beans van”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Not again…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

RIP Chris & Phil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I got a can of ~~these~~ Pork and Beans cause my dad used to feed them to me as a kid and I was craving them.

Skimpflation is real ya'll. There wasn't a single piece of meat in the whole fucking can. And it was blander than I remember. I threw out most of it cause I couldn't see myself finishing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Make your own beanee weenie at home with better quality ingredients (like top shelf hotdogs and home cooked beans) because it tastes a lot better, costs less, and you have slightly better control over the amount of sodium and sugar going into it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bruh if I'm eating something out of a can it might be because it's 3 AM and I'm too lazy to cook for myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So make a lot of it and freeze the stuff you ain't eating currently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because I'm too lazy and lacking in foresight to cook shit and freeze it ahead of time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Well hello there sexy. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They are not bad actually