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[–] [email protected] 176 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I love that he is appearing in front of A white house. Not THE White House but his base won’t care. The vibes are right, ya know?

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Looks like he finally found the right Four Seasons. Good for him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yea, but he showed up at the employee entrance and won't leave. They were in the middle of unloading the food truck too, no one got the complementary breakfast today

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

He looks like Great Value Candidate.

Or "Mom, can we have the White House?"

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Well crap, are there other companies I need to add to my list along with "Goya" for "never going to buy their products again?

[–] [email protected] 103 points 4 months ago (3 children)

As much as I'd love to be picky I'm barely hanging on here, I'm buyin whatever is on sale

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

Hell yeah hang in there, I hope good times come your way soon. You deserve it!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Please consider: shoplifting

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

Hate to show you this...but there's a shit ton of shitty companies

Edit- For some reason, I couldn't upload the higher res version, so here's a link. https://www.oxfamamerica.org/explore/stories/these-10-companies-make-a-lot-of-the-food-we-buy-heres-how-we-made-them-better/

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I'm still on the buycott for Kelloggs after they dropped breittbart so all I buy is special k. Unless they've changed something since then.

Edit. Looking it up, looks like they were doing alrightish but then they busted a union. On the other hand Post is working with trump, and general mills has been working with Israeli settlements. I guess you can go with some small brands. I'll still buy Kelloggs until I hear they change paths on breitbart since it's what I'd been doing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So you're boycotting Kellogg's by buying... Kellogg's cereal?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Buy cott. I'm buying Kelloggs on purpose

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's so sleepy looking and low energy

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Didn't their previous sponsor, that pillow guy, go to prison?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

Not yet, currently just super broke and attempting to pay for legal fees.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

Wow, look at that guy. He's old and looks to be suffering from some form of cognitive disorder. Is he having a stroke? Is it dementia? Too much adderall? He should drop out and seek treatment. It's just sad.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Good time to see which politician companies support. Check out the lemmy community [email protected] Or the app GUU (Goods Unite Us ) or site https://www.goodsuniteus.com/

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This looks like a scene of a satire dystopian movie, like robocop or the running man...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Old man complaining about something with some trash nearby. That stuff isn't anything I would normally buy but I am for sure not buying any of it now.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

"I am told, these things are groceries"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I didn’t watch it but my guess is the context is something like “all these groceries got more expensive under Joe Biden!” He was bitching about not being able to afford bacon a couple days ago.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This man has never done his own groceries

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What can a box of cereal cost, $30?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (4 children)

His handlers told him to talk about more kitchen table issues, so he brought a kitchen table.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

hes standing next to what i eat!

hes got my vote!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Time to boycott all those companies. Added to the list that includes Goya.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't know if those companies had any say in whether their products were used, but this wasn't supposed to be for advertising. It was supposed to be a gimmick for what was stated to be a message on the economy, but the orange atrocity personified saw a squirrel and the whole address ended up being the same whiny bullshit.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

America Decides…

MAXWELL HOUSE… or… FOLGERS!

Fr tho stable jenius looks real low energy lol

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's trying to appeal to boomers.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Guess no more honey bunch of oats. I hope cheerios is good.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Just letting us know what not to buy ever again

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[–] ThanksObama 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's just his normal breakfast.

[–] peteypete420 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't fucking believe you. No way that ass nugget eats anything resembling healthy. That pos probably has his cronies remove the non marshmallows from his lucky charms.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (14 children)

That pile resembles healthy?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Eh that bitch sold beans from the oval office, we know he can be bought and sold on the cheap

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Junk advertising by a weird junk candidate.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Him being sponsored by Folger's has the same energy as this parody of a real Folger's advertisment.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You give me tax cuts for the rich, what little healthcare you have left, your reproductive rights, free elections, and the ability to commit felonies.

I give you, a pack of sausages and a tin of burnt coffee grounds.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes ~~instant~~ incest coffee

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Folger's missed a great opportunity when coffee enemas became a fad. Slogan could have been "The best part of waking up, is Folger's up your butt."

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Apparently the best part of waking up is donating to the GOP.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine, product placement in politics!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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