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Saved an image of my next fishing spoon!
They're good for brown trout, no?
Username checks out ^^
Not a native speaker, I just urbandictionaried brown trout and I wasn't disappointed 😅
To be fair, brown trout is an actual fish and is very common in my area. I'm in Utah, US, and this is a recent news story about trying to get people to fish for real brown trout to cut populations.
Two sided. Easy Goin' and Adventurous.
He probably sits on his feet
With shoes on yea. Would explain the dirtyness too.
Or has a pet. I could see a cat doing that over time, and my recliner in my living room has a similar tear because it's basically my dog's chair/bed, and he does that digging-to-make-the-ground-comfortable thing before he lays down.
I'm guessing they shift around a lot, turning their body the way people turn the controller on a sharp turn.
Probably wearing shoes and sitting on their feet.
They may have a sweaty, moist, even wet rear. Constantly degrading the material. Making it even more susceptible to ... friction.
Yeah, and the material on that chair isn't helping. That's why I have this ikea chair, which has a mesh back that keeps everything much cooler.
The Markus is the chair goat simply for being far too good for costing basically nothing.
Also I recommend taking the arms off, if even just to try. I did it a while back and it greatly Improved the experience.
Good idea. The arms kinda suck since they're right at the height my desk is at. Thanks for the tip kind stranger!
FYI the arms being at the same height as the desk is exactly what you want for a good posture ergonomic computer using position.
Then how make chair underdesk not used
My cheap home office chair has adjustable arms and a gas lift, either of those work if you really need to tuck it right under.
Plus a wallet digging in makes this believable enough
You've met my buddy, Fidget McFarty!
No pets? Looks like a dog or cat's favorite chair... or a Goat, for that matter.
All that said, I've seen plenty of cheap office chairs with no such excuses just crap-out like so.
Lots of Taco Bell, I'd guess.
Is your roommate JD Vance?
okay, listen, this joke was funny but it's run its course
Studded pants
They keep buying shitty chairs?
Your friend might be a butt vampire.
With a special gaming chair like that, I bet they're just going to hold onto it until the logo tears off.
The sequel to Teeth?
It's what happens when you create a lethal combination of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mt Dew Code Red inside your tummy
They just have maaassive heavy balls.
Ooohh chipotle
Like the sandworm in the Dune movie?
I don't want to know what the brown stain is
But you do. You do know Daddle.
Is the roommate male? It kinda looks like the chair has been subject to modifications regarding creating a comfortable hollow for a ballsack along with one for its neighbor.