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[–] Tar_alcaran 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So can my unborn human get welfare and be a dependant?

[–] Strawberry 17 points 3 months ago

'unborn human' sounds like some variant on undead

[–] Varyk 13 points 3 months ago

I hope for a good backfire of countless lawsuits asserting inalienable human rights and dependent benefits by which pregnant people may foul Arizona courts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

We're coming closer to Boby Tables being a reality.

[–] timbuck2themoon 8 points 3 months ago

GOP did this same shit in Ohio. We passed our amendment anyway.