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Fuckin magnets man

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago

Strong Clippy vibes.

"It looks like you're trying to damage your screen. Can I help?"

[–] boydster 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Literally no one knows.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Holy shit this picture is awesome

[–] Kamikazimatt 53 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Man, I was working a desktop support job when they first started to use magnets in the laptops for the closed lid mechanism. I was trying to set up a laptop and I for the life of me couldn’t get the screen to turn on.

After like an hour of trying to figure it out and a call to Dell support, I shifted the laptop and the screen turned on. Stupid laptop was so thin the magnet from the laptop under it was causing it to think it was closed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

A couple of years ago I was having a problem with the screen on my laptop randomly turning off and I was afraid that it was broken. Turns out it was my magnetic watch strap tripping the "lid closed" sensor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I just found out the other day that the New 3DS XLs screen open sensor can be tricked by a laptop lid magnet, I was confused AF for a sec on why it was making sounds while closed lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Chromebooks regularly do this if you stack them

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Are you sure it’s magnets? Have you ruled out magic?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Nah. More probable to be matrix.

[–] independantiste 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Only the magic ones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but what kind of magic?

[–] Steamymoomilk 5 points 3 months ago

By jove hes a wizard

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

„Fucking magnets, how do they work?“

-An Intellectual

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What does that have to do with the picture? There's probably a speaker underneath

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Nope, not that close to the edge, and especially not in this laptop cuz it must have them firing down. It's the hall effect sensor of the lid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The magnet helps signal that the display is closed, triggering sleep mode.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

My favorite hobby

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

~~OP discovers magnetism.~~

Edit: nvm it says so in the post.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's still a very unlikely way to land. Even if it hit very close to directly upright, you'd think it'd be much more likely that it'd fall flat against the surface of the laptop. But not as ~~unlikely~~completely impossible as if there wasn't a magnet right there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

True, don't take my comment too seriously, it was meant as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago