this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I see you've played draw-ee cakey before.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago

This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Lol, thank you for this

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

You don't have a spaghetti drawer?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't you just hang yours by your toilet?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe that isn't a problem

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

I'd use it for pez

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

That's your machete drawer

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wouldn't bother with making it a drawer box in that case.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

[–] flambonkscious 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably great for one chopping board?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Something like this, but for weed?

1000005993

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's clearly the chopstick drawer

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was my first thought!

My second was, "How do you get them out?"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

...and wants to make getting them out ~~dangerous~~ exciting.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

One drawer full of spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

You don't have a sword drawer?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More of a taco slot really…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Don't let JD Vance near that drawer

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JD Vance knows what to do with this.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's for mounting a pasta maker.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.

[–] Tar_alcaran 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And there's another door of the same width, but taller, just below

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

A cabinet that width could at least hold a couple cookie sheets or cutting boards

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
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