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Meat? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by _thebrain_ to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 132 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I like to eat meat, but I leave the vegetarians and vegans alone. Why pick a fight?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Because some people get food aggressive, and even a mention of a sustainable diet that doesn't depend on cruel treatment of animals get them all riled up

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[–] NuWuX 5 points 5 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones

With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what's said with a straight face

When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes "BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER"

[–] brbposting 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s not just you. Fixed it:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (2 children)

this is the most embarrassing post i’ve seen on here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I worked with a lot of non-native English speakers and they love this stuff.

I don't understand why. I mean, I can assume.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

If they're anything like me, they might be laughing simply because they get the pun.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 4 months ago

Eh, as a native English speaker, I thought it was good. I have pretty low standards though, and I like other corny jokes like saying you're vegetarian because you only eat other vegetarians (e.g. cows).

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago

So much haha, let me get a minion reaction picture, brb

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (52 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago

Facebook is that you?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

boomer humour? absolutely.
Peak? not even close.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (4 children)

How do you know if someone is a meat eater?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

when you see them eating meat, I hope this helps

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They have hair in their teeth

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Upvoted for reminding me of 9gag

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So controversial. Now imagine we're also laughing at the ridiculous position of the cat.

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