this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Choices like this is why I gave up on Disco Elysium.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Lick one of these himalayan salt lamps or fuck off

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FWIW, "failing" or fucking up is meant to be part of the point of disco elysium. It all progresses the story.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Died of a heart attack once, getting the shirt from the ventilator. Didn't make that much progress :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's such a good game tho :o

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Rub it down there for seasoning

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Why do people buy those lamps? They're ugly and have no health benefits.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I buy a new one every January and lick it down throughout the year

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm sure just a lick won't hurt

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're delicious and you can feast on them in the dark. Features.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why feast in the dark when you can turn on the lamp?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

People generally have bad taste and are gullible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They tint the light yellow orange. Blue light can make it harder to settle down and sleep. Kind of like the nightmode for your computer screen but in real life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

To lick of course.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Check if there are kitchen knives under the bed. There were. Still got laid, I regret nothing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

People still have Himalayan salt lamps??? I haven't seen one of those in at least 10 years lol

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You clearly haven't been to a therapist's office. We're required to have one by law.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What’s sad is I almost believed that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does your username come from a mistaken identification?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It all started with a 🍆

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Needs some sort of signal for the science-literate that it’s just there for show and you actually do evidence-based practice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Most people get that during the free consultation (aka what kind of therapist I am). So by the time they see the lamp, they don’t have questions.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought salt lamps looked cool and wanted one. I didn't learn until very recently that people thought they cleanse energy or whatever lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I like mine just because it’s pretty to look at

and it tastes salty

[–] burntbutterbiscuits 4 points 1 year ago

Say you’re not on tinder, without saying you’re not on tinder.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Dimalayan Dalt Damp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Salt D Lamp