Absolutely!

Crying?

Boofing the shallot

I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

The topic of this sub.

Poe's law.

Yeah they’re out of the shoes, too.

That’s $1.5M. Eternal grifting.

I love the disclaimer of “The images shown are for illustration purposes only….” Meaning the final product will probably look 1000x worse.

When I try to think of things that would sell out quickly, clown shoes were not on my list but here we are.

dont tell me those are the actual shoes.

holy shit. i dont have any deference for the us-flag whatsoever, but if someone showed me these shoes and a video of somebody pissing on the flag, i would be hard-pressed to say which is less respectful of the flag

Limit 3 pairs instead of Limit 1 pair sounds odd to me. As if it's intended to be scalped.

And still all he came up with was the same ol' shoe scam all over again.

He will probably try to make it up to the family by giving them the extra valuable 'manufacture defect' shoes. Non-autographed, but more rare!

That sounds like too much effort in his part. I feel like it's more like Krusty the Clown, where he was shown three images, pointed to one, and everyone else did all the work as fast and cheap as possible.

Is he fucking broke?

Hasn't he been broke for years now?

morally bankrupt

Yeah. Dude leveraged buildings based off inflated value for loans to build buildings that he then leveraged to build....

Hardly any of his "worth" actually belongs to him.

At this point, if we use the age-old question of "who would benefit from the crime?", we'll get very weird results.

Pretty tone deaf move.