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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by nuke to c/noncredibledefense
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Lmao. I just realized that they're trying to take the NATO flag instead of making one of their own. Germany already has two, and they're wasting their time playing pixels with us. How sweet!

(and also emblematic of the fact that tankies have no position except 'West Bad')

EDIT: Now the Germans have 4 flags, the bronies have 8 spots, the Belgians 2, Pride 4, and Communist symbols are sitting at...

Maybe they should try building something of their own before trying to take something else down lmao. It's not like the Fediverse is an anti-left place where leftist symbols would be mobbed and replaced. There's so much free space right now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Tankies can't build anything themselves. They are like the ideology they revere. They take over existing nations and ruin them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

(and also emblematic of the fact that tankies have no position except ‘West Bad’)

And also that every non-Western power is working together and are the good guys, or at least don't actively hate one another. China, India and ISIS, who would have thought?

It's flat Earth theory for geopolitics. The communist stuff is just decoration.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone needs to start a Trotsky decoy. There is no stronger reflex in tanky culture than to pursue leftist infighting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

That just leaves it open to them adding an icepick.

[–] nuke 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Stalin's strongest soldier.

[–] verity_kindle 5 points 4 months ago

It's not letting me upload the template. I need a three ring binder with "FOUO" printed all over it. v/r, Helpless Without Policies/Procedures in Pittsburg

[–] verity_kindle 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I can only place 3 before a long cooldown. Normal?

[–] nuke 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The trick is to wait until you have 5 then place them all very quickly. Each time you place a pixel it resets your timer so you'll want to SHOOT YOUR LOAD as quickly as possible. The maximum is 6 pixels saved up BUT the timer goes away on the 6th so it's easier to time if you just wait until 5 (instead of 6) and then splooge all over the tankies