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[–] [email protected] 107 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French "mardi", "day of mars", ig).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the war day. I wonder how many wars started on a Tuesday?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I know that World War I started on a Tuesday so that's 50% of all world wars right there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You really can’t beat a dead horse as a reason for a party.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it's like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice for some reason

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Truly the voice of several generations.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Do you think they'd cater a horse funeral?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What?? NO! Don't be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea? Are you even serious right now??? I mean, I have no words... A horse funeral, who even does that!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] teegus 8 points 5 months ago

Horse funerals are not a joke, Jim!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Wait, what?

Jim is back in town?

Roll up all barrels from the cellar. Today, we feast and drink!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Bye bye lil sebastian

[–] BudgetBandit 9 points 5 months ago

Only T U E S D A Y S

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

They only do anniversaryies of horse funerals

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Horse funeral

Horse funeral 2

Horse funeral: truly aww-foal

Horse funeral: equinity

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like beating a dead horse.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You both stop that shit right now

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What's the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

OOOHHHH so THAT'S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn't know that was a whole joke account and store.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They should have put that one above the second horse funeral.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Jim is the horse

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school's softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.

At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I think we've made some great progress today, don't you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That’s brutal…

I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 25 points 5 months ago

Careful. Read their reviews online and I'm not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn't stay returned.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jim is back? Why didn't anybody tell me? Is he doing fine?

[–] marble 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Jim the horse? I'm afraid I have bad news for you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The horse his name is Jim

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Finally, someone to cater my horse wedding with drugs on a quiet Tuesday night!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bye... Bye... 🎶 Lil' Sebastian... 🎶

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

"For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"You know you don't need to bring a dead horse every time you want catering right, Jim?"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can they do an horse funeral on a Tuesday? It's not clear from the text.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol' Supreme Commander 2:

Supreme Commander 2 - AC1000 Gunship Trailer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Ya gotta laugh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If they bring a mariachi band I'm sold

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I would love for their to be a town somewhere where this was a very sensible sign and not humor at all.

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