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Ah yes, the Blyatbox. I guess we're going back to cold war era Russia where all their stuff is just worse blatantly reverse engineered copies of stuff from other countries. Makes sense, Putin for some reason has really had a hard-on for recreating cold war era Russia.
stuff is just worse blatantly reverse engineered copies
The reason they only had reverse-engineered copies is because the bigwigs at the CPSU decided that the workers didn't need personal computers, despite the fact that all the computer research facilities in the USSR (of which there were plenty) recommended that they do.
If the USSR had thrown it's weight behind personal computing we could have had some interesting shit.
People don't realize that the USSR was actually ahead of the USA and Europe in certain fields they decided to put effort in...
Sure, when you can force the workforce to do a thing, that thing tends to get done. But they'll probably do it slower than if they chose to do it. So other things will suffer if they force a certain initiative.
And that's what we saw in the USSR. Certain initiatives progressed well (space program, nuclear program, etc), while others suffered (food production, basic manufacturing, etc).
You underestimate how affordable or accessible a computer was in the eastern block. For reference, a color tv that is "mass produced" and didn't need much expensive high tech parts would cost as much as you would earn in one year - if you manage to find one in a shop.
For a computer you needed to find keyboard, drive, monitor, software and the computer itself which would be at least equally expensive to a color tv.
All the chips had to be manufactured locally in the eastern block, because there was an embargo on western computer tech. RAM alone was 10x more expensive because the manufacturing process was very inefficient.
I would probably call it something like Нахуящик. I think it would resonate better with local audiences.
good look to them trying to revelse engineer a modern CPU lmao
Excited for the Blyat Boy Advance
Guess they can't keep buying Xbox controllers fpr their drones. So they create a console to get kids to play video games and natively learn the new controller they will eventually use on the battlefield
I hate how accurate you are. There's no other reason it would be government backed ESPECIALLY during war time where they're pissing money away and losing their soldiers left and right without be able to fill the open spots.
Call of Duty is very literally the greatest military recruitment tool the US government has and I'm pretty sure the c-levels at Activision have been full of former state department officials for the last 15 years
I remember seeing a documentary about Tom Cruise and how the movie Top Gun made lots of young people sign up for the military. Just a fun fact, not arguing against you.
I know that to get the US military to let you use their planes or their boats they need approval on the final film so tobget the really good shots and set pieces you have to let yourself be used as propaganda
Well, the reasons are probably:
From what I hear, the war spending is still pretty low, all things considered. This could just be another autarky subsidy.
They could call it the Dendy 360 or something
Soviet jump game 2 when?? 👀
Doubtful, given that Dendi is Ukrainian...
But now that I think of it, he's a Russian speaking Ukranian so maybe he WOULD be their first choice...
This is certainly a choice.
I feel bad for the devs they’re going to hold at gunpoint.
I wonder if they're going to do digital or physical releases. It would probably save more money if they didn't have physical media.
Would be funny if Western games companies start getting in on it. Although I suspect that everything on it'll be mobile game quality garbage.
can't wait for "next to last fantasy" to come out
And Smash Bandhooter, Blyat and Jaxter, Guitar-Trompetto, Road Combater, Earthly Fight, 770 Brass Peeper, and of course, let's not forget; Trophy of Courage: Ukrainian Front.
The courage that inspired armies....to steal toilets.
I bet they will release some rebranded chinese android console with a shitload of cracked games and call it a day.
Tracking*
Blyatstation is going to be a huge success, trust me.
I guess the Kremlin thinks that it's a soft power concern (subversive Western ideas in front of our children's eyeballs), but in all seriousness, this seems way down on the list of things that I'd be worried about if I were them.
In terms of exposure to a domestic audience, consoles are closed platforms. They can probably mostly restrict creation and sale of Russian-language content that they find politically-objectionable. That's probably a lot easier and cheaper than trying to produce a new state-subsidized console.
Scale matters here. China hasn't done this. If China hasn't done it, I doubt that it's gonna go well for Russia.
This is gonna drag people off projects that they're actually gonna need more in terms of import substitution. I mean, direct military stuff aside, your whole economy is gonna have problems with lack of access to stuff from outside.
Consoles have a relatively-low gaming marketshare today, due to mobile. They're probably globally the least-important.
Of all of the gaming platforms out there, PC, console, and mobile, consoles are the least-useful in terms of non-game applications. If Russia wants to be a player in one of those, consoles would be the last I'd choose. It'd probably be easier to just ban consoles in Russia, if necessary.
Three side remarks about China, which can be a peculiar example to compare to for Russia, maybe even any other country:
The Dendy Deck is the most exciting console ever made! I am totally not being held at gunpoint in front of a window right now!
I will believe it when I see it. Who will be making games for them, I wonder.
They can just reskin steamdeck and sell pirated content, aint shit anyone can do to stop them.
Do they have the hardware for it? There's an embargo on all of the relevant hardware...
They can make their own chips, but on super old equipment, so it'll run hot and poorly. So they'll be limited in what domestically produced equipment can run.
Embargo on mid level amd chips?
They still seem to be getting them either way.
Sure, through black market channels, but that's a very different problem than building a domestic product around a certain chip.
Russian programmers are pretty good; don't underestimate them. A lot of them are focused on malware, mind you.
I don't expect Russia will make a console on par with a PS5, but they might make one closer to the hardware of a SNES Classic mini-console.
You are right, but you should remember that a lot of them fled the country to skip conscript. Moreover, games are made a very long time, 4-5 years minimum and it costs a lot of money. And to make independent platform you must create a lot of games because no one will buy it if you can't play at anything.
But what about game designers and artists? There's a good reason why eurojank exists.
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