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Apex friend? (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] Imgonnatrythis 37 points 3 weeks ago

He's so excited to be your friend foam bubbles are building up on his mouth!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Just think about your human friends.

They're all apex predators. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe my friends are, but my potato self is definitely not

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Potatoes are apex root vegetables.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hmmm, so you're saying I should carry an elephant gun when I hangout with my "friends"?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

They are omnivores. But cats... Cats are.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You're not classified as human?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you're coming from.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

People can surprise you sometimes, it's one of our superpowers.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

A few weeks ago, i read about people selectively breeding foxes, panthers and cheetas to make them tameable. So much to apex predators.

Trivia: those friendly foxes got a curly tail.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah yeah the Siberian fox experiment is interesting. They found that the tamer foxes had a tendency towards neoteny, ie. basically retaining juvenile features and slower development, and they even lost some of their intelligence too which was interesting. The same has happened with dogs, physically they're closer to juvenile wolves and generally they're also less intelligent than wolves.

Didn't know someone had tried the same with panthers and cheetahs though, that's pretty surprising. Sounds like a bit of a project to tame panthers of all creatures when even housecats aren't as domesticated as eg. dogs

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure googling that with the panthers was how i got to the siberian fox experiment. Though i have no links, sorry.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Are we back to bears again?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Back to the question of what's more fuckable?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

We haven't left since Conservative Icon Stephen Colbert tried to warn us about their clever infiltration tactics

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

This is definitely an apex friend, just look at those ears:

[-] JohnDClay 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wolves are apex predators. Or were till we turned them into poodles.

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