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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're not classified as human?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you're coming from.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

People can surprise you sometimes, it's one of our superpowers.