I love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

4 large eggs.

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

2 cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice..

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

1 cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

9 large egg yolks.

12 medium geosynthetic membranes.

1 cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.

2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

1 large rhubarb.

1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

What people think a typical English breakfast is:

What a typical English breakfast actually is:

Not a single vegetable was harmed

That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.

Coffee

Coffee

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Stop

Fifteen coffees

Are you american

13 coffees and a single dry toast.

15 cups of coffee

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s

Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk

Coffee x15

Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.

Bacon thrice.

Coffee thrice.

15 coffees

This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.

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wheres water?

Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes

I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...

Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

I think I will keep the 15 dollars.

Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.

Eggs

Toast Toast Toast

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

15 coffees.

2 milk

4 biscuit.

$6 is a steal.

Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day

Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.

Who the hell is having chips for breakfast

I'm calling the breakfast police

Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning

With these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast

This isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad

Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.

The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee