I have these strings
To hold you down
I tie them tight, you can't burst out
You might scream
But I'm happy
I've got your skin on me
(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
"They say 'you are what you eat'. I'm gonna be a real boy."
Explain the nose growing.
The nose didn't grow. That's the scary part.
I don't know, but as a person of the Hebraic persuasion, I sympathize.
Must be why I'm such a pussy 😎
Probably cause no one want's anything to do with you.
Self immolate on another thread; dead end.
Chill, it's just a joke, and not even one at your expense
Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.
I've said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.
c/twosentencehorror
I could fight him.
Don’t fight children.
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
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