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Because he already ate all of the spare ribs.
I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.
people like you deserve to be hung
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I'm so looking forward to all of my Newspeak translations. Thanks! drinks bleach
Every time I see the body horror AI produces I feel like I'm MacReady at McMurdo in desperate need of my flamethrower.
It's fine we'll just put people into inescapable debt and have their options be a labor camp or a comatose bio-energy source. You will of course incur medical debt for the comatose option.
The Meta OnlyFans partnership you've always wanted.
He looks like a fat version of Zach Braff with Richard Simmons' hair.
Streaming services become required by law like insurance
Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?
Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs
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Hi, I'm annoying and want to be helpful. Am I helpful? If I repeat the same options again when you've told me I'm not helpful, will that be helpful? I won't remember this conversation once it's ended.
Hi, which option have you told me you already don't want would you like?
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, please rage again.