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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know if Bill Cosby belongs in Good.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it's little Bill Cosby. Would you kill little baby Hitler?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

In Caillou's case, it's because he sucks and his own body doesn't think he deserves food or hair or love.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Because it’s the bald alignment chart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Easier to animate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You know you’re old when Dennis the Menace isn’t on this chart.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

David was a menace dnd practically the davil incarnate iirc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Caillou is almost as evil as Steward Little.

[–] TheRealLinga 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's especially funny here because I call my oldest son Caillou

(Edit: no he is not bald)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hate bald boys. I can't stand bald boys. Everyone I see one, I think I'm back in The Pants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What about Cornelius Filmore?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What is the logic behind Numbuh 1 being CN? I would clarify him as NG. He fights for the fair treatment of children around the world and upholds the values and rules of the KND.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Charlie Brown isn't bald. He has blonde hair. What do you think that squiggle in his forehead is supposed to be?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Why does every other character have proper hair?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where is Denise the menace? And my boys Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It says bald not bad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh... oh, i misread that thing as "bad"