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[–] [email protected] 181 points 2 months ago (21 children)

I definitely think he should. Maybe he can recruit a few more billionaires to prove that it was just a freak accident.

I would like to recommend my e-book, "How to build a totally safe paper-mache deepsea submersible" available on Amazon for free.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

A coupon for free discarded Boeing carbon components offered with every copy.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Why for free? Tout yourself as the guru of paper submarines and sell that 130 page book for $99 on your personal site. Make some money off them first.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We won't need guillotines if we can just make it trendy for billionaires to do dumb shit like this. 👍

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Like ~~moths~~ billionaires to ~~a flame~~ the wreck of the Titanic.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago

Larry Connor is a real estate investor in Dayton, Ohio

Oh, a landlord. Does he have any friends in the business he can take with him?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I mean, he'll probably be okay. Deep sea submersible technology is pretty nailed down at this point.

What happened with the Titan is the Ocean Gate guy thought he was smarter than everyone else and could make a deep sea submersible with non-standard components (carbon fiber that had passed it's expiration date, off-the-shelf electronics, oh and a window not rated for the depths it was going). And to be fair the out of the 15 attempted dives down to the Titanic only one of them catastrophically failed. A 6.6% failure rate isn't too bad... for some applications.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What happened with the Titan is the Ocean Gate guy thought he was smarter than everyone else

So a billionaire? Like this guy?

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[–] vaultdweller013 7 points 2 months ago

Honestly if it was just a drone it would have been pretty respectable. Using otherwise less desirable tech and materials to achieve a goal equivalent to high tech shit is pretty impressive. But they just gad to put people in it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Every new detail I learn about the engineering of the Titan submersible takes me to a yet more profound depth of claustrophobia I did not know was possible.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please take the muskrat with you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

seconded! Mr. Musk, if you read this, you would be the greatest of all time if he regularly took new submarine constructions down to the Titanic!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

All right, get into the idiot squisher.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Do it! Take all the other billionaires with you! Any of the ones that don't want to go down to the Titanic can be sent off to Mars with Elon.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Good. Can we get more billionaire onto this trend of offing themselves?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Titanic is hungry. It must be fed. The spice must flow

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I support this.

[–] Marduk73 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tf? This is the new Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

then shalt thou count to three...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This guy seems to be taking safety slightly more seriously with his sub plans than the last guy. Which is unfortunate for people looking forward to more billionaires transforming themselves into paste.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Okay, the article is way more level headed than the headline.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Right? I know we don’t like reading the articles around here, but this is about a $20 million submersible being commissioned from a company that has successfully gone down to Challenger Deep before.

It’s still billionaire wankery, but it’s much more reasonable in its budget.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Elon Musk were a real man and billionaire, he would make his own carbon fiber sub to dive to the titanic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No need, didn't you hear the cybertruck is rated to 6000 psi of external pressure.

Auto correct can't figure out cybertruck

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Please please please please...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Who needs guillotines when we can just crush all the billionaires beneath the weight of mile of ocean?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Fine, just hold tight to this here anchor and jump. You'll be on site in no time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

An innocent kid was on board the Titan, in case everyone has forgotten. He didn't want to go. Limit your laughter a bit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Ok, I'll pause for a second, then continue laughing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently he was a huge douche canoe too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Oh, well, that's alright then.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was a meme of a graph of Titanic deaths over time with a huge spike on it's maiden voyage then a little bump a few years ago.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Yes that one, it might need an update sooner than we think. :D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Please proceed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Damn, not Wexner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Proceed, governor

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The strangest thing about this is a billionaire thinks Ohio is a good place to live.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Bet he's not gonna pilot the submersible himself.

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