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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I knew all that time spent playing World of Tanks would pay off some day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Too bad most of those are prototypes, unless these count as well

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Septic tank. Fish tank. Stocks tanking. Tanks for the memories…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tank you for träwelling viz Deutsche Bahn...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

There is no more tank friendly bahn in Deutschland than the autobahn!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What about tank tank and tank top

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Good, good.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

T-1,T-2,T-3,...,T-97,T-98,T-99. Some will hit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

An M1 is picked at random. Luckily, since helmets, bayonets, and small arms are only rarely wheeled, you're probably in the clear.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Your chances of being assigned an M1 helmet with wheels are low but not zero."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

M1, Tiger, t-82,...wait, I think that might be a calculator.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I am fairly sure a tiger is a big cat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are wonderful tanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Though they're poor against small arms fire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

A big cat is just a very advanced calculator

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Water, Oil, Gas, Liquid Nitrogen

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

no maple syrup or whiskey tanks? Mods, obliterate this user

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A Toyota Hilux that's up on cinder blocks because the wheels have all been removed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] nuke 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Would a Monowheel be considered a "wheeled vehicle" since it's not a vehicle with wheels, but rather a wheel that is a vehicle?

A vehicled wheel, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago
  • George
  • Bob
  • Geofry
  • Gertrude
  • Agetha
  • Agness
  • Nelly

...what do you mean, that's not what you mean? It's what you said!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unit is not wheeled, you pass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I totally thought it was gonna be Greg Abbott but with tank treads instead of a wheelchair

[–] nuke 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please bring this beautiful thought to life

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should have just used AI lol

[–] nuke 7 points 10 months ago

No, I love it

[–] nuke 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

The governor so based, he's making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Tanktop & Tankbottom

[–] guiguinofake 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hurray for the rural tank.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

...tracks still have wheels within...

  • Veritech Hovertank
  • Covenant Wraith
  • Stellar 7 Raven
  • Hoppity-Hop Howitzer
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Real tankies can only name Soviet and Chinese tanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

But tracks wrap around gear wheels, so...

[–] SolOrion 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

M10 GMC. Oooh, no Ersatz M10, just for fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

bob Semple tank murdering stalin

edit: this isn't midjourney

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago