Bruh the only politician who has been flattened in the past 24 hours was Ebrahim Raisi.
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Bruh the only politician who has been flattened in the past 24 hours was Ebrahim Raisi.
too soon. also... was he flattened? or is he more of a smear?
It's schmear, we are civilized here.
Got a bagel?
too soon
No such thing.
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“MSNBC Hosts Express Mild Disapproval for Thing That Trump Will Face Zero Consequences for Saying”
There, fixed the headline.
"MSNBC hosts... Oh nevermind. No one, left, right, or center, cares what they have to say on that network."
Well at least nobody got slammed
He was flattened, but since his skin is made stitched-together whoopee cushions, he sprang back into shape as the gas built up.
What was he flattened with?
Flattened is what finally happens after you’ve been slammed too many times
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Flattery?
Applause
fLaTtEnEd
i'm so fucking tired
I wonder if the Secret Service has evaluated scenarios where a former president tries to assassinate the sitting president?
It's probably not totally impossible given the history of humanity with kings and warlords and whatnot.
It's not "tries to assassinate" it's "tries to have assassinated". Something tells me Trump couldn't assassinate a stuff deer.
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This is more like "won't somebody rid me of this troublesome president?"
If the Secret Service existed when Andrew Jackson was the President, we would already have had this figured out.
Fun fact, the secret service was around for almost 30 years before they started doing presidential security, and it took the assassination of McKinley before they were officially in charge of presidential security. They were founded as an anti-counterfeiting arm of the Treasury.
That is a fun fact. A personal fun fact is I remember that the Secret Service is part of the Treasury department because of the cult classic, Wild Wild West.
Edit: spell check
Life Pro Tip.
Never mention any movie with Salma Hyack without providing visual evidence.
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Mildly verbally criticized = flattened
How about a headline where he is arrested, held, charged, tried, and convicted? All much more convincing verbage.
Authoritarian strongman makes veiled threat against political opponent, followers feign ignorance
In other news, the sky is still blue
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Trump flattened
With a hydraulic press?
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That is a terrible thing to suggest, how sick and cruel to treat a hydraulic press in such a way. Even in jest!
Right, there are proper tools for this job, especially the one invented by the french
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Just compare him to Hitler already and be done with it, pussy-assed media.
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