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[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago

But if you do it at least you had sex.

[-] wildbus8979 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

**limit one per virgin.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Hang in there. They both lose pretty much any insult value in after one is out of their teens

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

In and of themselves? Yes. But, I think anything can still be offensive if they hurl it at you the right way. Though the offense taken is the feeling of disrespect and knowing their intent, more than the word. If someone called me a bed sheet in the right tone, I'd still be upset. lol

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

That's like 10% racist and I don't know how to explain why

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why would I care what a pinecone fondler has to say about it?

Quick edit: I'm gonna have to stop because I'll accidentally come up with a hurtful one and then I'll feel terrible.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks for stopping lantern fiddler.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I absolutely love that people around here have a sense of humor. I needed some silly bullshit after the past few days.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

In case no one told you, you've wandered into "silly bullshit central" on the internet. Welcome, have a beer, find a comfy chair!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it's because I've been married for decades and I have a kid, but I cannot imagine any situation in which I would find someone calling me a virgin to be offensive. Just very, very odd.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Only fuckers use virgin as an insult.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Does that also mean that only virgins use fucker as a insult?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Outside of high school, who thinks being a virgin is an insult?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The Tate boys. Or, dudes who peaked in highschool.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's so sad.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck has many meanings, "That fucking virgin" is an acceptable sentence to make that wouldn't be considered a contradiction

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

"That virgin's fucking" is also an acceptable sentence that wouldn't be considered a contradiction. But only once.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

If they're mid first fuck, are they still virgins until they finish? 🤔

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, despite what many Mormons tell themselves.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I've always been amused at the idiots who hit on a girl, get rejected, and then call the woman a whore for not sleeping with them.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

"Fucker" is the same as "motherfucker," it just has an implied "mother"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck virgins

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I’m quite comfortable being damned, I’ll be with all my friends :)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Mark that NSFW dude.

this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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