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[–] [email protected] 133 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Did you know that Lemmy will automatically censor your password if you type it into a comment? Look, my password is *************

[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All I see is ******* /joking, don't give out your password folks.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

holy crap, really? lemme test

minecraft123

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (4 children)

help how do i delete a comment

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago

It's okay it shows it for you because you already know it, it's censored for me

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Open file explorer and delete your system 32 folder.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know, I took a risk with a windows themed joke lol. I will be transitioning to Linux with this windows 11 bs though.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I’m waiting for your account to offer me a deal on BTC.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow surprisebuttsex696969

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also known as unexpected item in the bagging area

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I don't know what you are doing in the baggage area but I'm here for it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Hey, we have the same password!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] traches 40 points 3 months ago

No it only shows your password to you. Only you can see hunter2, everyone else just sees *******

[–] Assman 8 points 3 months ago

This guy is a god damn phony

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Mua, muahaha. MUAHAHAHAHA cough muahahaha!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's try this, sounds fun:

p4s$w0яd123

Edit: didn't work for me =(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 months ago

"We're so in sync! I bet our social security numbers are almost the same- what's yours?"

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)

your modelling job at Shutterstock

If this is real it's the saddest way to create a fake profile. They probably left the watermark in.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It's not, that guy constantly tweets this sort of joke. The shutterstock thing is just part of it.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I'm noping out of there as soon as someone calls me king. Cringe AF.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (7 children)

"It's EMPEROR. Get it right!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

when she calls me imperator 😍

[–] jubilationtcornpone 10 points 3 months ago

"My king!"

"I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."

Thrown out window noises

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I'm sadly just a duke now, succession has caused me to lose the throne. Please do not call me that again or my brother will have me beheaded."

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago

Sounds like she's trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that's wife material!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pointless red circle, pointless post title...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

OP not understanding that they're making a joke about a post that is already a joke on purpose

[–] Timecircleline 23 points 3 months ago

Ok I agree that the title falls flat but I appreciate that the red circle draws the eye away from the first text from him, so that it's funnier when it's read. A rare example of red circle as comedy, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

The best part is the reference to the "modeling job at shutterstock" 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

im a rich young girl, but the bank blocked my money 😭

i will meet you if you transfer me the $200 fee for unlocking it 🥰

dont worry i will pay you back in double when i get it 🤑

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

my king?!?

Guards! Take her away to the dungeons, for she has addressed her majesty improperly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

For real though, security questions suck. Either someone who knows you has the answers which is insecure. Or you forget them. I just put my password in for all the security questions. My mother's maiden name was definetly "ahsh555[51´,5%8".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first time I saw security questions start becoming a thing in the late 90s, I'd been online for about 5 years and had gone from a kid with decent tech skills to a skeptical teenager with decent tech skills. When I started seeing all these questions to answer while signing up for an account it set off the warning bells, so however many accounts I set up at the time have completely unguessable recovery answers.

Although one time I think I did guess my forgotten answer to "who was you first kiss?" as "your mom told me not to tell".

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's so so so stupid. And if you're not married and don't have a pet, I guess you can go fuck yourself.

I had one that was something like "what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I had one that was something like “what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?”

Duh! Sparkle Bright Rainbow Harbinger Sea Squirrel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Thanks for ur account info mate 😎

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the questions though, if you were to forget your password? I answer with nonsense too, just keep it in my password manager or write it down somewhere.

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