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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] hash0772 5 points 6 months ago

fixed another typo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Fuck it I quit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Formatting fixes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Changed index.html

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

"cleanup" lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Fixed tests.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

[–] Grandwolf319 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

latest cargo crates updated

[–] andrew_bidlaw 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Minor text fixes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

fix this fucking gitignore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

“Some appropriate message.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

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