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[–] IrateAnteater 133 points 10 months ago (7 children)

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

[–] can 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I am a banana!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] can 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Burninatung the houses”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

It's me, it's to the limit

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like it when the red water comes out🩸📍

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They took my friggin kidney!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Charlie... Candy mountain charlie...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

For the love of god and all that is holy!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Schwiftyfive.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

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