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Several beings perish each cycle from this

Fluffy gorl

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

Dehydration was never an option

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Yeah I'm smelling burnt toast here

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

I could pet 3 isopods

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague