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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Don't you do Raffi dirty like that. He's an international treasure, and he's still doing sold-out shows for the "Beluga Grads" to bring their kids to. My oldest has seen him twice (once with us, and then we got tickets for my MIL to take him one Christmas). My youngest never saw him (damn COVID).

Man is wholesome as fuck and he's still making new songs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Wait, did he do "Noodles ony back" too?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm glad I forgot this one, and am pissed off I read it, stupid banana phone

It's too late for me...