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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Gullible to c/[email protected]
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[panel 1: a large dodo approaches a clean, well dressed vagrant youth sat beside a well fashioned wood and stone building. The youth warily guards a bag holding their belongings and the stick they use to travel with it. The dodo asks “Pardon me, do you have the time?” and the youth replies “yes, it’s -“]

[panel 2: the dodo exclaims “You have the time!”]

[panel 3: a quartet of dodos appear and excitedly chatter over one another: “He has the time.” “The time! he has it!” “At long last! Our desperate search is at an end! The time has been found!”]

[panel 4: they lean in amongst one another and whisper “PSSHHWSSSSPTT SSHSSHHPSSTT”]

[panel 5: the group approaches the youth and asks “Will you… give us the time?” And the youth replies “It’s nine fifteen.” The dodos exclaim “AAAAAHHH! NOW WE HAVE THE TIME!”]

Wondermark by David Malki

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This feels pythonesque

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It reminded me of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I never noticed the Dodo's human hands in the picture before. Eww!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Lol, he even has a sleeve on one

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's really very good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

It's riffing on the common phrase "to have the time", meaning to know what the time is. Specifically, it is highlighting a potential conflation of the verb "to have" as meaning "to possess or own" rather than "to know" - or perhaps our understanding of time as both an abstract concept and a concrete description of the position of the earth's surface as it rotates relative to the sun. In this imaginary scenerio, the ambiguity inherent in the language is represented by a small group of dodos who wish to know who has the time, while being in awe of the implications of such ownership. Thus, an irreverent comic sketch. I hope this helps.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's also the running concept (or dada-ist joke) that Wondermark's dodos are completely obsessed with the concept of time, with the implication being that they squandered their time in life, perhaps ultimately aiding in their extinction.

Example:
https://wondermark.com/c/1543/

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'd argue it's a dodo-ist joke

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

A dad joke about a dad joke. I like it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ok thanks for explaining

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is so dumb. I LOVE IT.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It reminds me of late 2000's humor, but slightly more refined. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The joke is so simple and yet it made me laugh uproariously.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

well.

I'm glad that didn't go the way I thought it might.
"yes. IT"S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE AHAHAHAHA"
(I hear dodo were tasty.)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Supposedly dodo was actually horrible. They found journals of people bitching about it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

then why are they trying to bring it back along with the mammoth?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Contrast?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Guilt.

Research fund money.

It's a sliding scale.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Asking if they could, but not if they should

(They should, just to flex on the British)

[–] DaCrazyJamez 6 points 7 months ago

Looney tunes needs live ones to train its new AI character

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're unable to think of a reason other than for our own gluttony...? It would be super fucked up to bring them back just for the reason to eat them. Seriously, that's some deeply disturbing horror shit. And somehow that's the only thing you can imagine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

As apposed to “for the science”… which actually is one of the major tropes in horror? Quite possibly one of the oldest (though supernatural horrors were the first.)

Even if I were that dense… these people are forgetting to ask if they should bring that specific species back. There are so many others to choose from; they went with the media hype rather the useful-science route.

It’s unlikely that the dodo’s ecological role hasn’t already been filled by something else in the 4+ centuries it’s been absent.

Its return to the wild would likely pressure otherwise extant species that have stepped into that roll; and it’s unlikely to survive in the wild anyway- it’s not like we’ve stopped altering the world in its absence.

So that will relegate a species relatively artificial existence to being research or a novelty- a curiosity in zoos or food or something else. Maybe even an exclusive private island tourist trap…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

If they had tasted good, they'd still be alive today in cages, waiting to be slaughtered.

...maybe we did them a favor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Nah, they'd still be extinct: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_pigeon#Hunting

After being opened up to the railroads, the town of Plattsburgh, New York, is estimated to have shipped 1.8 million pigeons to larger cities in 1851 alone at a price of 31 to 56 cents a dozen. By the late 19th century, the trade of passenger pigeons had become commercialized

Even if adjusted for inflation, 31 cents a dozen doesn't sound like a lot, but then market saturation happened and your prediction came to pass:

The price of a barrel full of pigeons dropped to below fifty cents, due to overstocked markets. Passenger pigeons were instead kept alive so their meat would be fresh when the birds were killed, and sold once their market value had increased again. Thousands of birds were kept in large pens, though the bad conditions led many to die from lack of food and water, and by fretting (gnawing) themselves; many rotted away before they could be sold.

Those who don't learn from the past are something something

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The best thing for a species survival in this world is for it to taste good to us.

Plant, animal, fungi, whatever

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Relevant Cracker Milk video

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Good synopsis. Well written.

[–] Gullible 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If folks with disabilities can’t laugh along, I’m doing lemmy wrong. Thank you for the compliment. ❤️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe you're just Gullible.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, when did Wondermark get color?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At 9.15

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

AM or PM

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Yes, one of those

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't bloody— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA^

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Holy shit, Wondermark is still going!!! I used to read this over a decade ago. Glad to see it's still going strong!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

I'm not high enough to understand this. Can someone ELI5 this for me please?

It seems absolutely unfunny to me, and I'm a big Monty Python fan.

Edit: Just to prevent snarky replies, I understand what the humor is supposed to be, a word play, but it just seems so incredibly unfunny, and that's coming from someone who says dad jokes all the time.

More power to you if you find it funny, truly, but what I'm asking for is somebody to explain where the humor is in the word play.

Perhaps it's a regional cultural type of humor?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well the dodos seem to think that "the time" is a relic of some sort that one can possess. But you understood that.

I don't think there's anything I can explain that will make it funny for you. I suppose it's a matter of taste.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think there’s anything I can explain that will make it funny for you.

Do you know offhand what culture this joke was created for?

I suppose it’s a matter of taste.

Fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The creator is a big fan of absurdism from North America, and he does lots of various creative projects. Other than that I couldn't say.

https://wondermark.com/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Exactly this. I enjoyed it, but I was high enough. If I was sober I probably would’ve thought it was ok.

[–] EmoDuck 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Clearly you don't have the time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Or the drugs.

[–] Gullible 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=vRcfgKbF3RY

Are you a fan of who’s on first?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Are you a fan of who’s on first?

I'm more of a fan of what's on second.

On a more serious note, the context of the environment the wordplay joke is being done at, and how it's expressed/delivered, is what makes the difference in elevating the level of humor.

That it's not just the literal words themselves, but how they're said, and where, that makes a wordplay joke successful or not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

*had