this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Her book is pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That first one is just my fiancee. I've learned not to grab jars and pill bottles from the top.

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it just be easier for everyone for her to remember to close them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You've clearly never been here before

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Why is Kimi Raikonnen in my house?

The toilet roll bandits are just the woooooorst

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Try Special Sheep Liniment

[–] mortimerkahn 7 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of Amelie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] 0x4E4F 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] vulgarcynic 2 points 4 months ago

I also choose this guys dead wi-

sorry, wrong thread.

[–] 0x4E4F 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It was meant for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Had the exact same joke coming in to this.

I'm with you in solidarity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Someone’s getting D.E.N.N.I.S. systemed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We used to call them "Nobody".

WHO TOOK MY LAST COOKIE? Oh right, Nobody did

[–] 0x4E4F 2 points 4 months ago

We used to call them "fuck it, late for school".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] Starb3an 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love the way he exits each shot. He doesn't leave the room, sweeps out of it.

[–] peteypete420 2 points 4 months ago

I was not sure how I was gonna describe that little head first exit he makes, "sweeps out of it" is perfect. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We call them "Teenagers".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

How did you get these clips of my old roommates?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is that Jon from Auto Shenanigans?

[–] fibojoly 1 points 4 months ago

Feng Shui ninja!