stupid kid looked straight at the sun while shooting. now he has burnt retinas
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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You need to wait until the sun is fully covered to shoot safely.
So you only shoot it when it's dark? Pretty sure this guy's a cop, everyone.
lol the downvotes. Just replace "the military" with "cops" in this:
I hear the eclipse is armed with acorns as well
I wouldn't be surprised if someone from the united states literally shoots the sun
What if they push the moon into the sun? We could end up with no moon
What if they already did? Someone should monitor the moon's distance to see if that's true.
Fuckin imbecile points to it, like “durr there it is! Lemme stare at it without any eye protection.”
Christ alfuckingmighty…
Who turned Winnie the Pooh into a 3y/o?
The little dude's wearing pants though, unlike Pooh.
Which reminds me, I have another funny thing to post
She spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience
Like a woman who went blind
Because she looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes
With pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about
The dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes
With a pinhole in it