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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

stupid kid looked straight at the sun while shooting. now he has burnt retinas

[–] sbv 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You need to wait until the sun is fully covered to shoot safely.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So you only shoot it when it's dark? Pretty sure this guy's a cop, everyone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

lol the downvotes. Just replace "the military" with "cops" in this:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I hear the eclipse is armed with acorns as well

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if someone from the united states literally shoots the sun

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Didn't folks try to shoot those Chinese high-altitude spy balloons with rifles?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if they push the moon into the sun? We could end up with no moon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

What if they already did? Someone should monitor the moon's distance to see if that's true.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Fuckin imbecile points to it, like “durr there it is! Lemme stare at it without any eye protection.”

Christ alfuckingmighty…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who turned Winnie the Pooh into a 3y/o?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

The little dude's wearing pants though, unlike Pooh.

Which reminds me, I have another funny thing to post

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

She spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience

Like a woman who went blind

Because she looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes

With pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about

The dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes

With a pinhole in it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Piccolo, yes!