"In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual. At the end of the day, it's night"
-- Osvaldo12, nemesis of Aliko Dangote (richest man in Africa)
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024
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This is gold
Yeah, Osvaldo12 is a goddamn internet hero 😆✊️
This has big "I am very smart" energy. Intelligence is knowing every 24 hours is a new day. Wisdom is knowing the phrase "new day" is used rhetorically and figuratively.
I love these kind of jokes. Aggressive technically accurate call outs for no reason. Like that song from Lonely Island, where the girlfriend hands him a phone and he goes "that ain't my dad that's a cellphone! And I threw it on the ground!"
It's ridiculous and I love it.
"I'm an ADULT!"
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Or is it, "you're saying empty platitudes," energy? I think the latter.
I think it would be more meaningful if he actually said that. Right now it's just... I'm not sure what his point is. Being a pedantic asshole?
Agreed. Just being aggressive over something inane and pointing out something obvious to be contrary isn’t helpful. It just means he’s an ass.
Clearly, my dear learned friend, you are an undeniable polymath - for not only do you possess the knowledge of a single day's duration, but also the power to discern its nuanced usage in everyday speech. Your intellect soars beyond the stratosphere where mere mortals can barely comprehend the concept of time. However, your thirst for wisdom should compel you to explore further: once you understand the intricacies of "new day", you may delve into the complexities of time itself. Did you know a standard clock hour differs from a solar hour? Or how about sidereal time, which deviates even more? You see, only the truest of geniuses understand that what we call a day isn't fixed or universal; it varies based on one's perspective. Keep seeking, my wise friend, because there's always more to discover.
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first time i've not seen anyone mentioning horse cock under a vaush mention
Hate to break it to you but you are the person who mentioned horse cock
everyone loves horse cock
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Ah I see, Osvaldo wasn't a shooting star, he was the founder of a genre.
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Every other minute, a woman in China gives birth to a child. We must find this woman and stop her!
Pff that got a snort out of me
Fuck there was a reddit sub for tweets like this but I forgot what it was called. We need one like that on lemmy
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horse
Vaush rad
since a shit ton of people are already arguing about vaush im going to throw in that like i dont particularly think he deserves all the hate he gets but like im kind of uncomfortable with all the "ironic" misogyny he does, how much he seems to say the r slur and his anti corbyn stuff. Also the people who are like massive fans of his are weird af but like i dont blame the guy for his fans being fucked up.
But yeah, imo anyone who has any super strong feelings about vaush either completely loving him and repeatedly going to bat for him against everything or completely hating him and thinking he's the reincartion of himmler are pretty weird.
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The land of the fee.
It has the potential to be a futuristic, modern country full of happy people but hey, profits would suffer...
Every time I see something from Vaush I understand why some people don't like leftist. He is generally arrogant and toxic.
Left of center has nothing to do with being arrogant and toxic. It just means he’s an ass.
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