I'd love a VR/AR headset to (mostly) replace my desktop monitors tbh. Love the idea of being able to have a 2 or 3 monitor setup without having to manage all those physical screens. Nothing is really "there" yet for me, especially for the price.
Other than that? I can't think of much, besides gaming.
You're right, I should've waited 'til after I had my morning coffee to post 😅
They're referring to the Senator from West Virginia, who's literally named Joe Mansion. He's a living political cartoon of a corrupt politician. He's also not seeking reelection, so Kamala wouldn't need to negotiate with him at all to begin with.
Because those guns were pointed at American soldiers.
More like, want a big strong man to come save them from the evil bad people. My mother is that ways, and is self-unaware enough to say so pretty directly.
A theocratic, revolutionary, far-right nationalist movement, which rejects the fundamental ideals of liberal enlightenment?
So... Fascism.
Look in what dragged the cat
Unrelated Greek word? Platonic here refers to the nature of Arthur and Lancelot's relationship. It's a platonic relationship, rather than romantic or sexual one.
Ah yes, and they can replace him with a real politician: RFK jr.
OP said they were paraphrasing his comments, not quoting him; the word "final" doesn't appear in the linked article at all.
I had to double check because it caught my eye, too.
Assuming this is an honest question, I'll give an honest answer: The Onion is a satirical website, and is by no means right-wing.