Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes...
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.
its funnier today
I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.
i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times
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Ouch
maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?
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A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to the belt.
The bar tender asks, "What's up with the wheel?"
The pirate responds, "ARR, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"
Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?
I agree, you wonderful sunshine!
☀️
Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we're already friends.
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The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!
I hope you have a great day today.
Thank you, have a nice day (·:
You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care
thank you (-:
However that doesn't really make sense on the internet
Maybe they can see you 👀
I think it's really cool that you think we need more random kindness. I agree ^^
I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!
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My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied "Sounds ink-credible!"
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Knock knock
Who's there
Have-a
Have-a who?
Have-a nice day!
Hah, got 'em!
You scallywag!
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I'm already giving it my all.
I know (:
Hjalmar is right. Good for them. Being randomly friendly is fucking decent.
Hell yes we should. It’s good for the communities and it’s even better for ourselves.
Thanks for posting! Have a great day!
But what about all those lovely 7+ paragraph diatribes we get instead? Lol
But yes, it can really sour my day just to have someone comment something halfway mean-- more positivity would be nice.
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