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Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Overthrowing a mega corporation

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Spreading managed democracy.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Cheating at Poker

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Violation of the genva convention.

(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

Animal abuse

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Starting a cult.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles