Helium shortage actually. And yet we keep wasting the stuff on filling party balloons. 😞

My laptop refuses to go beyond 30hz on 5120*1440, so Wayland and X11 both feel laggy. But at least X11 is stable, can't say the same for Wayland, no matter how much I want to like it.

Rammstein: Feuer frei!

Damn, that morning coffee hasn't kicked in yet. Even despite the context it took me a few seconds to realise you meant Secret Service, not Schutzstaffel. Although the latter feels awfully appropriate when we're talking about Trump.

RIP my LG robovac. Dutifully cleaning and mapping my house without having any kind of wireless connection ability whatsoever. Until it mistook my stair for just another dark corner. 😭

Somehow in my mind he's still in his early 60's. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that he's 80 years old already, guess I'm getting old myself.

Guns kept in a car usually aren't required to be locked up if the car itself is locked.

Common sense requires it if there is a chance you'll be leaving a toddler alone with it.

If it's written in the law, it's lawful. You can of course (and should!) debate about the morality of the diverse forms of lawful interception, but a blanket statement like '"lawful interception" is a fallacy', is a fallacy in of itself.

For $250000 I'm totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won't be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️

"You're not being sacked, no, we are releasing you into a world of opportunity!" Yes, a friend of mine actually heard that one a while ago when he was 'let go'. 🤨

As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind.

Sorry, I have a hard time coming up with reasons why you should not be stinky in such a case. Do you have a toilet in the middle of the living room on outings? Otherwise who cares? Shit stinks, perfectly normal, absolutely no reason to hide that. People should stop being ashamed for bodily functions instead of medicating them away.