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[–] [email protected] 222 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A few weeks after we met, we realized that we had to write a joint paper because the combination of our last names, in the usual alphabetical order, is remarkably obscene.

-D. Cox

legend

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You know deviled eggs, get ready for ...

[–] [email protected] 161 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The best part is that Cox and Zucker didn't give it the name Cox-Zucker machine themselves, because you're not supposed to name things after yourself. A third person, Schwartz, caught the joke and gave it the name.

[–] brbposting 98 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

But can you Handel it?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How do we know Schwartz wasn’t in on it?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

The Schwartz was with them.

[–] [email protected] 159 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

English isn't my first language. I don't wanna spoil the joke but someone explain the joke here or in dms. What is a cox ring?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

It sounds like cock. A cock ring is a ring that a person would put on a penis for sexual simulation, the same as using a dildo.

[–] Tar_alcaran 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm fluent in English, and I have a PhD in chemistry, which involved a lot of complicated mathematics. I can tell you with total honesty that despite reading five wiki pages deep, I still don't have a clue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Cox ring" sounds like "cock ring", which is a sex toy.

[–] Tar_alcaran 3 points 6 months ago

Oh, THAT half of the joke.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago

Men after my own heart. Mad respect for the dedication to the joke.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago

Fucking legends

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

See also

  • Cox ring
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Crap I'll never be able to slide that into a casual conversation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

That would be a highly specific casual conversation!

[–] can 9 points 6 months ago

Not with that attitude!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well you could just lie when someone asks what you do for work and say:

"I'm a mathematician actually. I spend the vast majority of my time working with the Cox-Zucker machine."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"You would know"

"Hell yeah I would"

"What"

"What"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Intersection of elliptic surfaces... giggity.

[–] starman2112 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's always neat reading an article where I can pinpoint the exact moment it goes over my head. In this instance, everything before "torsion" makes perfect sense, and everything afterward is witchcraft and I will be testifying against Cox and Zucker at the trial

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I explain it to you, just stand here and look through the hole...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So how's the machine? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've heard it kind of blows.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 10 points 6 months ago

Thought it was supposed to zuck?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Can't put it down 😉

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

The absolute madlads

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

OG madlads right there

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Five years later? What a half-fast attempt at a joke!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

A match made in heaven.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Well this is the most New Jersey thing I've seen today.