Obviously I gotta rescue the cold ones before atmospheric friction warms them up. After all, we all know the old saying:
"A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all."
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2024
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Yeah I'm not cracking a warmed-due-to-entry-in-atmosphere One with anyone. Much less the boys
Die probably
Reasonable
I'd call the UK to suck it all up before it lands
Every time I go on an international vacation to a tourist spot, I can tell that the group of mostly pale ass motherfuckers with an Indian-decent or Black dude that are drunk off of their asses acting like fools and laughing all over each other are clearly Brits. Get it together, people. You can't be going to other people's countries and getting ripped like that. lol, jk! Y'all are a trip. I'm looking for you guys to see if I can join in.
either my life is ending or the party is starting
i see this as a win-win
Oh no, not again.
Yeah the first time was really bad
That’s a funny way of saying “wiped out the dinosaurs”
"Aint nothing that a beer cant fix" Yeah about that...
It's interesting that the glass is still full of beer. Presumably its contents must have all been accelerated at an identical rate, or else they would have spilled across the cosmos.
Did it emerge, fully-formed, from the primordial energies of the big bang, or is it a probe sent by alcohol-based life forms?
Have a pint and wait until it all blows over.
But is it gluten free at least?
oh god I hope so
Die? No way that's not ELE.
Save the pint, save the world
Drink up delicious beer from the heavens mmm thank you
This doesn’t make any sense.
See that would be my reaction too
Why would a full glass of beer, never mind one that is thousands of miles across, and still liquid, be falling onto the Earth?
That is indeed a question, isn't it?
Thanks. So is yours.
Maybe someone really big dropped it?
That is also a question.
Winchester?
Pray to Thor that he may drink it all before it hits us
I’d be glad the glass’s trajectory missed my spacesuit while I haul ass back into my ship. That none of this makes any sense whatsoever is clearly not the point.
Stay inside because I don't wanna be hit with the Hypersonic Pint.
Idk that's a huge infusion of fresh water onto earth. It might save some lives as it gets added to the water cycle.
Call the homies; tonight's gonna get wild.
Reaches out to try and catch it ...... the glass is moving so fast it punches a glass sized hole through your head and impacts the surface setting off a small nuclear explosion