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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Obviously I gotta rescue the cold ones before atmospheric friction warms them up. After all, we all know the old saying:

"A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Yeah I'm not cracking a warmed-due-to-entry-in-atmosphere One with anyone. Much less the boys

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd call the UK to suck it all up before it lands

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Every time I go on an international vacation to a tourist spot, I can tell that the group of mostly pale ass motherfuckers with an Indian-decent or Black dude that are drunk off of their asses acting like fools and laughing all over each other are clearly Brits. Get it together, people. You can't be going to other people's countries and getting ripped like that. lol, jk! Y'all are a trip. I'm looking for you guys to see if I can join in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

either my life is ending or the party is starting

i see this as a win-win

[–] bardm 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah the first time was really bad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That’s a funny way of saying “wiped out the dinosaurs”

[–] Steamymoomilk 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Aint nothing that a beer cant fix" Yeah about that...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's interesting that the glass is still full of beer. Presumably its contents must have all been accelerated at an identical rate, or else they would have spilled across the cosmos.

Did it emerge, fully-formed, from the primordial energies of the big bang, or is it a probe sent by alcohol-based life forms?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Have a pint and wait until it all blows over.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But is it gluten free at least?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

oh god I hope so

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Die? No way that's not ELE.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Save the pint, save the world

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Drink up delicious beer from the heavens mmm thank you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This doesn’t make any sense.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See that would be my reaction too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why would a full glass of beer, never mind one that is thousands of miles across, and still liquid, be falling onto the Earth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That is indeed a question, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Thanks. So is yours.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe someone really big dropped it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That is also a question.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Winchester?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Pray to Thor that he may drink it all before it hits us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’d be glad the glass’s trajectory missed my spacesuit while I haul ass back into my ship. That none of this makes any sense whatsoever is clearly not the point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Stay inside because I don't wanna be hit with the Hypersonic Pint.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Idk that's a huge infusion of fresh water onto earth. It might save some lives as it gets added to the water cycle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Call the homies; tonight's gonna get wild.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Reaches out to try and catch it ...... the glass is moving so fast it punches a glass sized hole through your head and impacts the surface setting off a small nuclear explosion