this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why the heck she leave the house while dying her hair?

[–] fibojoly 27 points 6 months ago

Why would you stay in the hair salon for X hours if you can go to the Starbucks next door and sit outside for a bit?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s a condos shared balcony or something?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It looks to me like they're sitting at street level, like on the patio outside a Starbucks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Some places have a little private ground level patio as well. Balcony likely wasn’t the right word here.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

The other week, I was at a local burger place that shares a wall with a salon. Two women dying hair came in and somehow I was the only person in my party that knew wtf was going on. Friend thought they were literally ton foil hat nuts, haha.

Everyone knows you can't block CIA 5G waves with gaps in your tinfoil hat! (/s cause some Lemming are weird about this)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wow he bought an entire company

[–] threelonmusketeers 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"It seemed neater."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

True love when they're both on their phones on social media.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

"My boyfriend pulls his shirt over his mouth like a third-grader."

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago

We're really being weird about the most normal shit nowadays, huh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What’s weird about it?

Maybe they are in the middle of a coughing fit and don’t like pulling it up and down frequently.

[–] cashews_win 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe they are in the middle of a coughing fit and don’t like pulling it up and down frequently.

Or maybe they just wanna pull their tshirt up over their mouth?

I'm a middle-aged man sat cross-legged on the sofa like a primary school kid listening to story time. Should I be ashamed?

[–] funkless_eck 10 points 6 months ago

I love putting my little mouth on the fabric and breathing through it.

I am 40.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I do the same thing. It helps when I'm feeling stuffy from allergies or anxiety.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I do this when my wife farts and I'm downwind.