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[–] [email protected] 100 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is boomer tier humor. Real "golf good wife bad" garbage lol.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (7 children)

This is a response to boomer humour. That absolutely HILARIOUS /s joke "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" used to shame women.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 7 months ago

Why buy a t-shirt when you can share the meme online for free?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Wow, 80% against. I never knew this data existed. I'd love to see the study.

[–] Assman 13 points 7 months ago

The study is printed on the back of the shirt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I tried looking it up but only found some vtubers summary, sorry that its a video but they are making some good points actually.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Good thing I memorized that URL.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't need the URL when Lemmy sync shows a thumbnail alongside the URL.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And a warning when you click on it

Android popup with the text "Rickroll detected" and two buttons labeled "dismiss" and "open"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Didn't work for me. How do you turn that on?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (15 children)

It's true, but it's also super cringy to print an entire novel on a tshirt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

eyes up here please!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

See a woman with this shirt

Squint and stare intently at her chest

Put on glasses

Continue staring at her chest

I have dyslexia

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

As a guy, I don't think I'd consider marrying a woman that even owns that shit, even if she had a great personality and aestheticly pleasing body. My wife would probably be pretty angry if I did.

ETA: The shirt is a bit verbose but a good turnabout on the shitty, sexist boomer humor original.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Oh no! Anyway

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (17 children)

That's a lot of text for a fuckin shirt yo

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Yup that’s what happens when morons marry to get laid.

There is more to a relationship then having sex.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

“Good thing your chest is flat enough for me to read that whole thing.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

I'll take "completely made up data" for $300, Alex.

[–] ogmios 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if you honestly believe the only reason to get married (whether your a man or a woman) is for the sex, then I fully support your decision to avoid it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you've emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.

Sex with a person you're in love with is... really good. And you're not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you're not naked while you're springing from one mattress to another.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Can confirm. Sausage is little.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don't even know what's the point of that thing

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just another attempt to pit men and women against each other.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I hope they're all oiled up while being pitted against each other 😋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Husbands and Wives are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can't get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

This is desperate cringe.

[–] fsxylo 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry they will use a step stool, after all, they know where they put it away.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like good news for both parties. I'm happy these people are in agreement!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

This shirt needs subway surfers footage in the corner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Imagine writing all of that on a shirt lmao

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