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What the f..? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] fsxylo 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry they will use a step stool, after all, they know where they put it away.

[–] fsxylo 0 points 7 months ago

No they won't, because the step stool is 3 feet away and I'm 10 feet away. So naturally I'm the better choice.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

About every 3rd time I'm in the grocery store, I get asked to reach something for someone.