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[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago (1 children)

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

[–] Barbarian 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Trading infodumps is equivalent to kissing :3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So basically, what you're saying is that I did in fact have my first kiss already?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Make sure to practice safe info dumping. Make sure your partner has plenty of water and snacks as you go on yet another tangent that's vaguely associated with what you were originally talking about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Absolutely, and always make sure you have consent to do it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I consent to any and all info dumps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So I'm currently pretty obsessed with using old vintage lenses for photography and videography, because they offer so much character over their modern alternatives.

See, modern lenses are perfect. Correctly rendered colours because the glass is engineered to perfection, the image is uniformly sharp, and generally true to real life.

And don't get me wrong, that's important for many scientific applications, where an unbiased recording of what you observe is paramount.

However, for creative purposes, modern lenses can be pretty damn boring, because they are so perfect.
Imperfections are what brings a creation to life, what makes it feel organic. And they offer so much potential for creative work.

Many of these old lenses have a very soft image when shot wide open, some even introduce heavy blooming on sharp edges, which gives the image a super dreamy feel.

Others have spherical abberations so strong, they distort the unsharp background to the point that the word swirly bokeh became a thing. Such a great effect to frame a subject, draw attention to it, everything revolves around it style.

But even with these quirks, many old lenses are still capable of shooting tac sharp images when stopped down a bit, and are in no way behind modern lenses in terms of image quality.

My current favourite for pure quality shots is the Pentacon auto 50mm 1.8 multi coating, a prime kit lens that came with several Praktika camera models like the for the time very affordable MTL5B. This model has seen many parts produced under not so great conditions in Cottbus Prison, by political prisoners of the German Democratic Republic.

Since they're completely manual, you have to go over every setting yourself, which helps tremendously with familiarizing yourself with your camera, the lens itself, and just how photography works in general.

So this, and the fact they're also so cheap second hand, make them a great choice for not just professional photographers or videographers, but also for beginners who are still learning, and might not have much cash for fancy equipment.

Some of these lenses have made appearances in big movie productions, such as The Batman. That movie sees my favourite lens being used in some scenes, the soviet Helios 44-2 58mm 2.0, alongside some other model from Jupiter. To match the look between the different lens models that were used, the studio even modified their grotesquely expensive anamorphic cinema lenses to be more in line with the Helios.

Fun fact to close it off:
The Helios 44-2 58mm 2.0 is by far one of the most mass-produced lenses ever, being spread over multiple different production facilities and receiving several revisions over the years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I gotta admit I know absolutely nothing about photography outside of 'click the little button and magic happens' but I read every word. Now I kinda want to pick it up, but I need to stick with my current hobby at the moment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The fun begins when you learn how to make the magic happen yourself^^

Well, if you ever do get into it, I can't recommend vintage lenses enough. Having to shoot manual mode is wildly outweighed by the fact that you pay 50 bucks for the lens, instead of 500.

And shooting manually allows for maximum creative control anyway :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll keep it in mind :)

I need someone to sit me down and tell me what all the words mean. Though I suppose the best way to do it would be to poke the thing and see what changes. If I'm good at anything, that's definitely one of them. I have changed and broken my operating system more times than I'm comfortable admitting to

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think taking someone out to show them photography would be such a cool date, too🥰

Well, it they want to, of course

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The way you talk about photography, I don't see why anyone wouldn't take you up on that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's really sweet of you^^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

sloppy style :3

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I feel this, so tired of men explaining to me things I already know

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a man I'm so afraid of being a mansplainer that I just don't talk about much. Then women ask me why I'm so quiet all the time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Explain it to them next time

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why censor her name she has 300K followers lmao

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Also, censoring the handle without censoring the display name is pretty much pointless 😄

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great, I will tech you about Magic The Gathering instead.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

That sounds kinda heretical to me ngl

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

I don't blame her, that's a very real risk. I managed to go almost 3 weeks after getting with my current gf before talking about wh40k

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

The Emperor protects. You'll see.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

I've never played Warhammer. She can kiss me. If my wife says it's okay.

[–] starman2112 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not gay but if kissing a guy made them passionately explain WH40K lore I'd be

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"I'm gay, but only if I find the right dude."

Is how that reads to me because I guarantee there is a guy out there who would be like that. Not me... I don't know all that much about Warhammer. But someone else.

[–] funkless_eck 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

what's the word for egg but bisexual? I feel like that's what's needed here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Showed this to the wife, and then asked her if she knows about 40k. She said she's knows about Warhammer and is 40k better quality...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It'll be a while before GPUs can do warhammer in 40k though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Hopefully the standard template for 40k GPU won't be lost in the dark age of technology, as has happened with text-to-speech tech

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I want to be an estrogen angel, too :(
Anybody got tips?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

sorry, i only have tips for being an estrogen angle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I take what I can get, hit me with it please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

step 1: estrogen

step 2: estrogen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Step 1.5b: follow the angel angle

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm currently working through that process myself, what do you need to know?

Depends on the country though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Awww, that's so nice!! Actually I am in a relatively good spot, just have to wait a few more months..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah, I'm happy for you <3

I'm in a similar position, though at this point I don't know when I can actually start. Might be a few months from now, might be end of next year.

It's moving slowly and with uncertainty, but it's moving, and that's the important part for what we're going through^^

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

More for me then 🥰

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

username is oncloud_e

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