Women should just say what they like during the act and not Xeet about it afterwards when the sex wasn’t to their satisfaction.
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the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com
EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ
EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.
I LOL'd
I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic
I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'
yeah all the cutesy jokes come off more annoying than just steadfastly calling it twitter like a normal person
It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.
You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.
I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.
Communicating desires is a turn off!
Mind reading ONLY or it’s the Sahara 😾
Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "
Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.
You mean Xcrement about it?
Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.
Or just...both
The two genders
For basically anything sexual and even vaguely kinky, there are two types of women. Those who do not believe any woman could possibly enjoy it, and those who can’t get off without it. The important thing is to ask first.
I've read that when women are into BDSM stuff, they're way more into it than men.
Honestly, any generalisations like that are nonsense. There are men that are super vanilla, men that are a bit kinky and men that are insanely kinky as well. The exact same applies to women (and enbies).
Almost like consent and communication are the most important parts of intimacy.
There usually is not that much room in a vagina to slap, slapping the labia or vulva in general is possible.
Edit: Potato salad rulz
Why can't we just use vagina to describe all that in casual conversation? It's not like there is a better word. Everyone knows what you mean when you say it.
"He punched me in the dick." Could mean just about anywhere on the dick, I'm not going to say someone punched me on the glans or the shaft or whatever.
What’s wrong with vulva?
If I slap a woman that way I would be hitting a variety of parts of her body. When you say vagina everyone knows what you mean, it is already part of the common lexicon to use the word in this manner, most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy. So, unless I need to give a small biology lesson when doing something slightly kinky to, or about, a sex organ, I am just gonna say vagina, or some other euphemism. Box, vag, pussy, etc.
most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy
*pedantry
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I must ask, nay demand, that from now on when referring to my testicles, they are referred to individually and as distinct entities to each other and the scrotum.
Please do not kick me in the vas deferens.
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There is a word for that, it's pussy. Vagina doesn't really work to describe the whole system.
I'm fine with the word and thrilled with the thing itself, but a lot of people consider "pussy" a cuss or swear in the same manner that "dick" is. Is there a less provocative word you think covers all the bases?
Cooter
Ha! My dad called my mom his little cooter (Pseudemys genus) once while they were visiting a turtle pond. It wasn't endearing how he'd hoped, and was a long ride home.
I'm sold, cooter it is.
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i love that everyone is taking this so serious people start fighting about it
also, i do not like potato, salad or rules.
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Inside your vagina are two wolves...
NSFW
[explicit vore]
Like that?
Thanks for the spoiler tag, I just wish my mobile app could understand it.
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Yes please
Different people liking different things?
Nah, I don't buy it.
The duality of woman
Smack her right in the pussy?
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