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[–] [email protected] 145 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Women should just say what they like during the act and not Xeet about it afterwards when the sex wasn’t to their satisfaction.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.

I LOL'd

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No no no, you Xit on the Xitter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

And then you've Xat a Xeet.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer 7 points 11 months ago

It's what I've been calling the site ever since he took over.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

yeah all the cutesy jokes come off more annoying than just steadfastly calling it twitter like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.

[–] captain_aggravated 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.

I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.

[–] brbposting 15 points 11 months ago

Communicating desires is a turn off!

Mind reading ONLY or it’s the Sahara 😾

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "

Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Or just...both