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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

How? Everything behind the front row is invisible

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit I do this too. Why are we like this?

Another thing I do which frustrates me to no end is trying to pick something up with something else in my hand, making the task of picking said thing up so much harder. I could put the other thing down sure, but life is pain and this is how I am.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Personally I blame my ADHD. Taking stuff that's in front out of the fridge is just too many steps, too many things to do.

You gotta do it all in one motion, one step. Then you gotta figure out how to deal with the mess you've just made in one step.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The last time I played refrigerator Tetris I was cleaning up bubble tea for a half hour.

Edit: Jenga. Refrigerator Jenga.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Yeah, refrigerator Jenga. Refrigerator Tetris is when you have to fit all the groceries you just bought inside the seemingly tiniest of fridges.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You say marinara sauce, I say refrigerator blood, potatoe pohtato:-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's only refrigerator blood if you buy it in jars. If you make it from scratch, it's just spaghetti blood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

TIL such interesting new facts. :-D

I wonder what else my brain just yeeted out to make room for it? Do it again, maybe I'll forget my childhood trauma! 🙃

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

It's like reverse Tetris. You have to remove one piece without clearing everything on the same shelf.

[–] Rosco 6 points 7 months ago

All my fridge has at any given point are leftovers, cans of soda or beer, and various jars I'm too scared to open at this point.

[–] akincisor 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Lol all my fridge has is some condiments.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

damn all I got is frozen chicken tenders, I think we may have something here

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Do y'all not cover the food in your fridge?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes. But I don't put it in unbreakable jars.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I still don't understand 🤔 jars don't typically break just from tipping over.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They break from falling on the floor from the top shelf of a fridge.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

There is one very obvious and simple solution to all this

Install bouldering mats all around your fridge

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hmm I've never had that problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can't imagine how a jar falling from the top shelf of the fridge could break?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've never knocked a jar off the top shelf of my fridge on to the floor 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ooh look at the pro refrigerator jenga player over here, lording over us with his "I don't smash four jars of pesto a week". Must be great to be paid to play. I'm sorry that most of us are Sunday league