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Reply to his every tweet with that.

Lisa needs braces.

It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That's what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.

Bonus: they're more scary. (HOA might complain, add their heads to the display)

Please invite me if you get invites

It's a satire on "sex and the city". By placing it in another era the absurdity of the show (and shows targeted at modern "feminist" women) is highlighted.

Real feminists don't think about sex (and shoes) almost exclusively.

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For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_APoSfCYwU

For the blind:

• there's people of both genders
• there's people in MAGA hats and those without (showing broad bipartisan support)
• there's old people and "one foot in the grave" people
• there's thin, fat and morbidly obese people
• there's even people without hats
• there's people who are paid to be there and those who are there of their own free will - no AI here!

I swear you people won't believe what's in front of your eyes if it doesn't match your damn Commie agenda!

/s because even I can't tell anymore

Jesus Christ! Even a child rapist gets someone to marry them? I think it's fair game for them to be tarred and feathered with him.

What is this lady's plan for when they have a girl?

In my head canon, Pippin helped gandalf avoid this fate.

When golds are equal, silvers are used to break ties.